Things you will never hear said at a square dance
Friday, June 18th, 2010
THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SAID AT A SQUARE DANCE
1. We have too many people running for office this year.
2. Let’s keep our beginners class going longer so that the graduates will be better dancers.
3. Let’s start staying until the end of the dance instead of leaving after the food break.
4. We had a large crowd tonight so let’s give the caller more money.
5. I don’t care if I break the squares down because I’m having fun.
6. Let’s all be quiet during the announcements.
7. I’m going to study the call definitions at home so I will be a better dancer.
8. I volunteer to run for any club office that needs to be filled.
9. Let’s have our beginners take a written test before they graduate to see if they really know call definitions.
10. Let’s talk loud during the round dances.
11. Don’t tell anyone, but I only come to the dances for the food.
12. Let’s tell the caller when he calls something wrong so he won’t keep doing it to other dancers.
13. I’m making mistakes in the square so I’ll study the calls at home before the next dance.
14. When the caller says to square up, let’s just sit here and keep talking.
15. We have more beginners in our class than we need.
